Monday, July 30, 2007 @9:21 PM
kay~
i was reading a post on xiaxue's blog abt my darling harry and i read the comments tt readers of the book gave.
AND i saw tis.
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool.
I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better
- I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter.
I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
by a guy hu called hmself HOLY SHIT IT'S A LION
OMFG. i donno how he can still call himself a respectable man of principles.
he actualli ate his own semens!
AND he peeked at a young 13 yr old gal while she was changing.
AND he cooked e semens for his own mum too !!!
AND lied to her.
OH MAN. if i were the mother of tt bastard, i think i would much rather die.
i cant imagine this man.
AND to think tt his mum was sick.
AND why e hell did he post tt anyway ? was he like afraid tt ppl out there might not noe he ate his own semens and even cooked it for his mum.
(omg i realli felt like puking as i m typing tis)
~better be real careful about the food we eat next time, even if its done by someone hus close to us.(eg. tis bloody arsed guy cooking semens for his mum. yuckz!)